dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This house was built for laser tag.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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