She's JV to your varsity
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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