My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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