New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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