ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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