he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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