guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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