Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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