Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities