Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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