The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
