Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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