i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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