think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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