end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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