I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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