i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So much Jack, so little girl.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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