its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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