I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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