my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just had sex on a roof
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.