Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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