Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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