Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
is it fun? or sober?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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