Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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