Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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