why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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