I never want to see another naked old woman again.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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