Midget sex pt 2 tonight
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
third nipple confirmed
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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