Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm too high and old for this...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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