That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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