problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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