well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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