Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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