I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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