Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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