For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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