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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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