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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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