party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
