is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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