So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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