idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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