i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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