I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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