That's intense
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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