you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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