i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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