my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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