She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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