But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize