no you cant smoke seaweed
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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