I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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