Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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