youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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