party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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