I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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