Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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